For most people,
the holiday season consists of a lot of traveling to visit family and loved
ones. If you're spending the yuletide season with a significant other, that's
going to mean a long trip to someone's parents' house.
It’s probably staying
overnight, sleeping in a twin bed or on a futon, as well as for a variety of
reasons that you'll regret after your parents give you a shameful look the next
morning. But, as what Beautiful Companions Perth would insists, you'll probably try to have sex.
Well, this
is certainly one of the worst decisions you'll ever make in your life, but it
doesn’t mean there’s no right way to do it.
Just Embrace the Situation
The best way is
for you to accept that you have to act like this is high school all over again.
Yes, something like trying not to yourselves to stay quiet or be silent when
the both of you are about to moan. You'd be surprised just how fun and exciting
it can be.
Switch It Up
Do you know that
the best way to have sex within an earshot of your parents is to not have sex,
well, within an earshot of your parents? Just sneak out and try to have sex in
your car, or the bushes, or your neighbor's attic. The adrenaline rush –
regardless of which place it would be – can definitely increase both of your
libido.
Have Sex on the Floor
This might be
surprising, but your old twin bed is really loud and uncomfortable. Throw a few
blankets and pillows on the ground. This way, you're not straining your
childhood bedframe and sending awkward, constant squeaks throughout the house
with each thrust.
Turn Your TV or Radio On to Anything
This one should
be the most obvious. No one wants their family members hearing them have sex,
unless they're a crazy person. Hopefully you have a TV or radio or something
you can crank up to hide the beautiful and awkward sounds of your lovemaking.
Nevertheless, don't crank it up so loud that it's obvious you're doing weird
things in your childhood bed; you want it just slightly louder than normal
volume.
So, are you
ready? If so, go and grab a sexy, hot lady from Beautiful Companions Perth now!
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